You have to climb the tallest mountain on earth, and slay the evil bird of girgatue and give it to her on her birthday. Then, at her party, get on the table, pull of your shirt, and spin around 500,000 times, while singing happy birthday. Then, as the last step, get the thing that holds the punch (if there is punch there. If not, pour soda on your head while doing a handstand) and dance with the punch bowl on your head.
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Ash, How do you catch a pickachu?
Use a Master Ball.
I just evolved your Pikachu. Mwahahahahahahaha!
But I stopped the evolution in the middle! Then, I evolved your Mudkip, and made sure that you didn’t stop me! Mwahahahahahhahhahhhahahahaha!
LOL! I have like an infinity mudkipz! Bwahahahahaha!
(Kills them all) Mwahahahahaha!
Theyre invinvible and i fed them everstones so they neva eeeevolve!
While Ash is killing them I evolve his Pikachu and he cant stop me! Mwahahahaha!
Kills the guy and eats his liver. Chew them apples! Oh, you cant, cause your dead!
He comes back as a ghost and possesses you to jump off a cliff!!!
But gets unpossessed and has a jetpack! Then flies with Yvetals!
How have you been 10 for 16 years?
Nobody knows….
Because I know and it’s a secret!
yo ash hows misty a.k.a your girlfriend doing?
She’s like toilet paper… useful and long lasting, sometimes ultra soft, sometime ultra tough, and sometimes, she’s ultra plush. ❤
I don’t even WANT to know what you think that means…..
Ditto. Lol
Ash, why? http://darkpalkigami.wordpress.com/2014/04/30/meme/
Ash, how do you get a girlfriend?
You have to climb the tallest mountain on earth, and slay the evil bird of girgatue and give it to her on her birthday. Then, at her party, get on the table, pull of your shirt, and spin around 500,000 times, while singing happy birthday. Then, as the last step, get the thing that holds the punch (if there is punch there. If not, pour soda on your head while doing a handstand) and dance with the punch bowl on your head.
Ash, how many times did you see Dialga and Palkia??
Tis’ Secret!
But I’ll give you a hint: its more than three hundred…