Mr. Enderman: Welcome to End News!
Mrs. Pig: Yes, welcome! Today, on End News, We interview a Villager!
(At the local Village)
Interviewer Steve: Hi, I’m Interviewer Steve, and today I’m interviewing Mr. Villager!
Mr. Villager: Hello. Would you like an emerald. It will only cost 4 bread.
Interviewer Steve: No thank you. Um, so, Mr. Villager, why do you cheat and make horrible trades?
Mr. Villager: I do that?
Random Sheep: Baaa.
Mr. Villager: Be quiet!
Interviewer Steve: Um, can we get back on track, please?
Mr. Villager: Huh?
Interviewer Steve: Okay. I give up. This has been Interviewer Steve, reporting for End News!
(Back at the End News station)
Mr. Enderman: Okay thats all for today, but join us next week for an Interview with a player named: endergandalf!